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Full of limericks, most of which rather suck it.
Still, there'll be one a day,
Well, I hope it's that way,
From now until I kick the bucket.
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Nov. 8th, 2006 @ 05:55 pm (no subject)
There was an old woman from Leith,
Who would circumcise men with her teeth.
It wasn't for fame,
or love of the game,
but to get at the cheese underneath.
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Gimp Roulette
dreama:
Aug. 15th, 2006 @ 11:50 am (no subject)
Said a swinging young lady named Lyth,
Whose virtue was largely a myth,
"Try as hard as I can,
I can't find a man,
That it's fun to be virtuous with."
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Gimp Roulette
dreama:
Jun. 6th, 2005 @ 10:00 pm Mandee-sorry for the visual you'll have after reading this!
Current Mood: dirtydirty
There once was a man named Bob
he liked Brigid to "polish the knob"
it was sex they would share
in the ol' office chair
leaving a stain of white mystery blob
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starry night..my favorite
ivory_butterfly:
Jun. 6th, 2005 @ 12:21 pm (no subject)
Jeff's breakfast always had two scoops
Of what wasn't raisins, but poops
From his pet mice.
A cereal killer's device
To liven up his Fruit Loops.
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pianoscry:
May. 24th, 2005 @ 05:28 pm (no subject)
there once was a young maiden from london
who was caught in quite a conundrum
to take her lovers request
and don in a bondage vest
might cut down on her fun some.
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dreams_of_trees:
May. 24th, 2005 @ 03:20 pm One liner limerick challenge :)
There once was a young maiden from London
Whose personality had become rather wanton.
Yet her advances were always met
By her various beaux with jest
Because she had a fetish for Funyuns.
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pianoscry:
May. 24th, 2005 @ 08:44 am have at thee!!!
There once was a young maiden from London
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dreams_of_trees: